Let's talk about penis monsters

Hello, I am Kamiyo, who will always be an elementary school student at heart.Today I want to talk about penises.I'm not going crazy, I'm perfectly normal. I'm writing this article about dicks in a perfectly normal state.

This time, as the second installment of our feature article series, we have collected three yokai related to "penis" from around the world. After doing some research, I discovered that there aren't many straightforward yokai in Japan. Perhaps they avoid direct depictions because they are often divine beings rather than monsters. (I'm not saying there aren't any.)

Well, that kind of serious talk doesn't really matter this time. Now, everyone, for now, please bring your mind back to that of an elementary school student and read this article with an open mind.

First Cock

Since it's a yokai name, there's no need to hide it, because it's a yokai name.This is a fictional monster created by the great Shigeru Mizuki, and in a sense, it is probably the most famous monster in the world of penis monsters. The name truly expresses the character. Eh? What is the world of penis monsters? I don't know either.

Chinpo is one of the "Southern Monsters" that are said to have come from Asia, Africa, etc., and has a black-skinned humanoid appearance. Its most distinctive feature is that it has three penises. ...It's a 3-way specification. Its special move is called"Three consecutive cock ejaculations"...Hmm, yes.

By the way, I wonder how the penis excretes. In a 3-way, it will definitely soil the toilet seat. If you excrete everything from the middle penis, number 2, out of the three, everything will be solved, but in that case, numbers 1 and 3 are just decorations. If they are just decorations, can you really call it a monster with three "penises"?

Huh? Don't assign numbers to people's dicks?It's not a strikeout?You're right.

2nd Toy Pokun Oyashi

It is a monster in the folklore of the Ainu people of Hokkaido, and literally means "underground monster." It looks like it's growing alone on the ground.Dick.The way it moves through the ground is just like a Pokemon Di〇da. Or rather, if it's an underground monster, that means it's buried underground with only its penis sticking out. What is its purpose?

It is also said that only women see this monster as male genitalia, while men see it as female genitalia rising from the ground.It's a mirror of a bad heart.

When this yokai appears, it is said that if you show it your genitals and say, "That's quite an impressive piece, but I'm not going to lose either!", then pretend to be having sex while shaking your hips, it will be satisfied and disappear.What on earth did you come here to do?

However, it's these monsters that don't seem to teach any lessons that make them seem more real and frightening.

3rd one: Kurpi

This is a South American monster with a long penis wrapped around its entire body. It is clad in armor with negative defensive power, exposing its own weaknesses, making it a real man among men. It is a monster that looks like it can be defeated by hitting it anywhere, but if it finds a woman walking alone, it is a terrifying monster that uses its long penis like a lasso to capture the woman. It is a hellish scene.

Apparently, if you're being chased by a Kulpi, climbing a fruit tree will stop it from chasing you. Despite your wild appearance, you're pretty neat when it comes to these things.

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……Phew, I feel refreshed.

We live in a tough world, and I think there are times when being an adult can be tough for everyone. When that happens, remember the time when you laughed out loud at silly things, the time when you could just play without thinking about tomorrow, the time when the world was full of newness and the unknown, the time when you can never go back...I don't know why, but it's just getting harder.

(Image: Stone rod from Sakiyama shell mound)